Sampaguita Dragon’s Blog

Do you still remember that there was one time that we have many thingymajiggers to copy at the blackboard at the Art room and we decided that only our secretary (Marga) will copy all of those thingymajiggers, then the rest of the class will just photocopy that? I think it was about the SM Megamall Gallery Thingy.

Impante borrowed the paper from Marga, he said that he will just photocopy that one and he promised that he will return it to Marga the same day but he didn’t return.

Then Milenyo comes, and after that we have classes again. Marga asked Impante to return the paper to photocopy for the whole class. But holy cow!!! Impante said that their house was flooded because of the heavy rains and typhoons, so the paper became wet.

And finally, all of us now knew why we didn’t have the copy of that paper or why we didn’t have the chance to photocopy that thingy. Impante is really a disaster!!!

Nko! Super dinoktor ni Impante (Francis Nelson Infante) ang Earth Day Footprint Quiz s Envi Sci dati kc sbi nya 1.0 planet lng dw klangan niya para mbuhay s mundong ito. Unbelievable! Ang ating Earth nga ay hindi n kya ma-carry ang bigat ng isang Impante! Nku, dpat s Jupiter nlng xa tumira. O kya nman s mismong sun n mismo.

Pero oh no! mttkpan ni Impante ang sun pg gnun. Mgkkroon ng “Impante Eclipse” at magdidilim ang mundo dahil hinarangan ni Impante ang Sun. Mamamatay ang lahat ng mga plants dhil wlang sunlight. Pg wlang plants, wlang oxygen. At pag wlang oxygen, tepok lhat ng mga tao.

Therefore, Impante = mass destruction or Armageddon.